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 for quantum bogodynamics
From The Jargon File (version 4.4.7, 29 Dec 2003) :

  quantum bogodynamics
   /kwon'tm boh`goh?di:?nam?iks/, n.
  
      A theory that characterizes the universe in terms of bogon sources (such as
      politicians, used-car salesmen, TV evangelists, and suits in general),
      bogon sinks (such as taxpayers and computers), and bogosity potential
      fields. Bogon absorption, of course, causes human beings to behave
      mindlessly and machines to fail (and may also cause both to emit secondary
      bogons); however, the precise mechanics of the bogon-computron interaction
      are not yet understood and remain to be elucidated. Quantum bogodynamics is
      most often invoked to explain the sharp increase in hardware and software
      failures in the presence of suits; the latter emit bogons, which the former
      absorb. See bogon, computron, suit, psyton.
  
      Here is a representative QBD theory: The bogon is a boson (integral spin,
      +1 or -1), and has zero rest mass. In this respect it is very much like a
      photon. However, it has a much greater momentum, thus explaining its
      destructive effect on computer electronics and human nervous systems. The
      corollary to this is that bogons also have tremendous inertia, and
      therefore a bogon beam is deflected only with great difficulty. When the
      bogon encounters its antiparticle, the cluon, they mutually annihilate each
      other, releasing magic smoke. Furthermore 1 Lenat = 1 mole (6.022E23) of
      bogons (see microLenat).
  

From The Free On-line Dictionary of Computing (30 December 2018) :

  quantum bogodynamics
  
     /kwon'tm boh"goh-di:-nam"iks/ A theory that characterises the
     universe in terms of bogon sources (such as politicians,
     used-car salesmen, TV evangelists, and suits in general),
     bogon sinks (such as taxpayers and computers), and bogosity
     potential fields.  Bogon absorption causes human beings to
     behave mindlessly and machines to fail (and may also cause
     both to emit secondary bogons); however, the precise mechanics
     of bogon-{computron interaction are not yet understood.
  
     Quantum bogodynamics is most often invoked to explain the
     sharp increase in hardware and software failures in the
     presence of suits; the latter emit bogons, which the former
     absorb.
  
     [{Jargon File]
  
     (1994-11-02)
  

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